1. aerostarmonk:

    One time Matt Damon guest starred on Arthur and he looked horrifying.

    (via unescapable)

     

  2. lotrlockedwhovian:

    baby-dahlia:

    Here’s the thing about being pro choice that people don’t get…
    You don’t have to morally agree with abortion to be pro choice. That’s why it’s not called pro abortion. It’s an understanding that you can’t make that choice for someone else and they have full control over that not you. It’s pro I’m not the boss of everyone else.

    This is important.

    (via crrocs)

     
  3. (Source: photographwhore, via crrocs)

     
  4. g-iggle:

    lolsofunny:

    ladderboss:

    wtf kind of turtle is that

    science of tumblr can you please explain this

    mitochondria

    (Source: i-justreally-like-cats-okay, via unescapable)

     
  5. all the time really

    (Source: cumaddict72, via unescapable)

     
  6. weaklys:

    cucumberkake:

    That’s fucking ridiculous. No one should have to wait 458 days for their fucking LUGGAGE.

    done

    d o n e

    (via fake-mermaid)

     
  7. darkesthorizons:

    neptuneisforlovers:

    ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

    My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

    (Source: ofela, via crrocs)

     
  8. (Source: schwarzfee, via brainbyangel)

     
  9. sunwukong-stoaway:

    sailorsuited-target:

    condorheroofchaos:

    sunwukong-stoaway:

    sambofotson:

    Tumblr Pro Ft. Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

    Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?!

    Correct, that is Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. Tumblr Pro is featuring Doug Dimmadome, Onwer of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.

    The same Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome founder and inventor of the Dimmsdale Dimmadollars coiner of the term “Dimmadarn” and owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome where they’re showing Crash Nebula?

    On Ice?

    (via fake-mermaid)

     
  10. (Source: wineforthree, via fake-mermaid)

     

  11. "

    i have a lot to say

    you just have to ask the right questions

    "
    — (via rhymez)

    (Source: bredled, via 93412)

     

  12. radagaast:

    the thing about the fault in our stars trailer is that when augustus’ dialogue from the book is actually said out loud by an actual person you begin to realize that he sounds like a complete douchelord

    (via unescapable)

     
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  14. zerostigma:

    I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television.

    (Source: thefilmfatale, via beefnachos)

     
  15. edwardspoonhands:

    thelegendofkungjew:

    doxian:

    d-dinosaur:

    rknjl:

    newvagabond:

    NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

    NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

    URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

    <SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

    NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

    EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

    PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

    SURVIVE

    NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

    REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

    PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

    EVOLVE

    NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

    FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

    PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

    STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

    (Source: agirlandhisplatypus, via unescapable)